Saman?

Saman? Where got time? I can park my bike anywhere*!

* It's probably an impetus to ride, but parking is probably one of the biggest worries for any bike commuter. Bike theft is, to a large extent, contingent on where you park your bikes. Plus, some places such as Wheellock, all MRT stations, and the National Library at Victoria Street only allow you to park your bike out of their sight or they will stick a piece of warning saying you better siam, or we charge you! Oh well, at least no saman.